I'm on a roll now. About a month or so ago, my 3 yr old received via my email some party evites. Two of his pre-school class mates were turning 3 and having parties on the same day. The thought of two parties in one day made me just a little scared, or so I thought.
Later we discovered it's also birthday time for one of our new friends in LA. Her plan was cocktails on Friday, which we couldn't make, so Lynn organized that we'll all go off somewhere interesting on the Sunday. As Sunday gets closer, I'm mentioning the parties to Lynn and we realize that we're now double-booked. We felt bad, but the 3 yr old wins the day and we postpone our friend.
Sunday comes. 9am: I re-examine the evite to find the precise address of the first party. Address is fine, but the party was yesterday!! Oops, so I check the details on the other party.... also yesterday!
Lynn wrote the apology emails and I haven't looked to see what she called me - I don't think reading them would help my 'self image'. Have you noticed how LA is seeping into psyche? I did get one of the replies though, which said not to worry - she'd arrived a week too early to parties before.
At this point, I have 2 obvious options.
Option 1: Start saving for therapy for me and my boys.
Option 2: Move back to the UK and disguise any past 'difficulties' with bad weather and good beer.
Preliminary analysis of these options is not good. Option 1 requires a level of planning and forethought - an area where I have proved myself to be lacking. Option 2 has already been attempted for 21 years and didn't prove to be a suitable long term solution. [Note: In the UK aged 16 you can drink wine or beer with a meal in restaurants, so I'm not really as old as you might think...ahem.]
School starts on Thursday, so it's only going to get worse. I've already added to my calendar, 'School Spirit' days, vacation t-shirt day, 'Green and Gold' day, a coffee morning and something called 'Trunk or Treat'.
Anyone want to bet how many times my kids will miss an event or are wrongly dressed this school year?